Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite?
Put another way, does Lady Gaga have a penis?
That seems very hard to believe, but hey, if you believe today's craziest batch of rumors and a grainy picture circulating online, well, then yes and yes!
The photo below, taken from a video filmed at the Glastonbury festival in the UK, shows something between Lady Gaga’s legs you would not expect.
This must make her a hermaphrodite, right? Obviously! It's so obvious! Look at that ... who would have guessed she walks around with that thing?
Does this picture show that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite?
According to the celeb news site Bossip, the "Poker Face" songstress once admitted she's a hermaphrodite, though no evidence of this is provided.
“It’s not something I’m ashamed of, I just don't go around telling everyone,” she said (supposedly). “I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and doesn’t interfere much with my life."
Just a little bit of one? Do you still qualify as a hermaphrodite if it's just a miniature-sized one? How does that work exactly? We're confused.
“The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags."
"I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot."
"I have both a poon and a peener. Big f**king deal.”
That's some quote, whether it was really her or just some over-caffeinated blogger who uttered it. Here's the video of the Lady Gaga "hermaphrodite" reveal.
Anyways, here are some paparazzi photos of her performances these past days. Click the picture to see high-resolution display.